HELL THE FUCK ASS NO you cheap mother fucker!  However, if you are so poor that you can't afford an inexpensive membership at our sites yet really need to get your porn fix then let us know what skills you have which you think we might be interested in exchanging a membership for some type of work you can do.  Have no useful skills?  Too bad, so very very sad.  Please realize that our month server bills alone are probably more than your monthly house payment.  Our modeling fees are even more than that.  Running a site isn't cheap.  Yet, with your very inexpensive membership you get access to everything which costs use a hell of a lot of money to bring you.  It's a bargain.

It's a hell of a lot safer entering your credit card information at our site than giving it over the phone on your easily intercepted cordless phone to some minimum wage staff person.  Our billing company uses the latest SSL encryption which is implossible to crack.  Our billing company has been in business for many years and is a very reputable company.  In the 18 years we've been operating online, we've never ever had a problem with credit card security at any of our sites.

Our billing company uses very strict fraud controls to help protect you from someone else using your card without your knowledge.  Make sure you are entering the information EXACTLY as you have on file with you credit card company.  If you are having problems, I recommend you refresh your memory by checking your credit card bill to make sure everything is EXACTLY as you have on file.

If your password doesn't work at all, the most likely reason is that you are entering the wrong fucking password!  Also note that the user names and passwords are case sensitive.

99 times out of 100 it's because someone else other than you has gotten a hold of your password.  98 of those 99 times are because you gave it to someone, but it could also be that someone has hacked your computer or email account and is using ALL your user names and passwords for their own enjoyment.   We have a password management script that constantly watches the logs to see how many people are logged in with the same user name and password and will redirect accounts it thinks are being shared to our join page.  Contact us and we will be happy to provide you with a screen capture of the logs to show you who else has been using your account and when.

Contact us and let us know.  Sometimes we can get a model back in, sometimes we might already have another set we can post.

Some sites are designed so that certain problems will take you to the main page instead of giving you an error message.  Please report any problems loading galleries at our sites so that we can fix them.  Most sites have a Bug Report button on the page with the gallery so you can simply hit that button to submit a Bug Report.  This will automatically tell us what page the problem is on which is most important.  You can also email us. 

You are obviously blind or stupid, but most probably both.  We provide more previews and information about our content than almost any other sites on the net, so you should know exactly what you're going to get.  We don't try to fool anyone, in fact most of our customers claim our sites are "better" than they anticipated.  However, if you don't agree, please contact us and explain as we will update the tour information at the sites if they are in any way misleading as we do not need money so badly that we need to try to mislead people.  In fact, doing so will simply result in less money as pissed off customers will leave and we make most of our money from long time customers.